Funny Mom Quotes That Will Have You Cry Laughing Reader S 51 Off 29 funny mom quotes that will have you cry laughing. by charlotte hilton andersen. updated dec. 09, 2022. silence isn't golden it's suspicious, say all moms everywhere. These funny mom quotes are proof that motherhood is a laughing matter. make her laugh out loud by sharing these hilarious quotes. sometimes, you have to laugh to keep from crying. when mother.
Funny Mom Quotes That Will Have You Cry Laughing Reader S Digest They laugh and cry. they urinate. they vomit.”. – johnny depp. “raising kids may be a thankless job with ridiculous hours but at least the pay sucks.”. – jim gaffigan. “cleaning your house while your kids are still growing up is like shoveling the sidewalk before it stops snowing.”. – phyllis diller. That’s so last decade: funny mother quotes. sleep deprivation: the official badge of motherhood. i used to dream of sleeping in on weekends. now, i dream of sleeping, period. sleeping like a baby: waking up every two hours to eat. i’ll sleep when my kids are teenagers…they said. Emily blunt. danielle carson. after we got home from the hospital, i didn’t shower for a week, and then john and i were like, 'let’s go out for dinner.’. i could last only about an hour. 43 funny mom quotes and sayings. “i don’t want to sleep like a baby, i want to sleep like my husband.”. – readersdigest. com. “the closest i get to a spa day is when steam from the dishwasher smacks me in the face.” @foreverymom. “patience: what you have when there are too many witnesses.” @rebel circus.
Funny Mom Quotes That Will Have You Cry Laughing Reader S Digest Emily blunt. danielle carson. after we got home from the hospital, i didn’t shower for a week, and then john and i were like, 'let’s go out for dinner.’. i could last only about an hour. 43 funny mom quotes and sayings. “i don’t want to sleep like a baby, i want to sleep like my husband.”. – readersdigest. com. “the closest i get to a spa day is when steam from the dishwasher smacks me in the face.” @foreverymom. “patience: what you have when there are too many witnesses.” @rebel circus. 31 super funny mom quotes to make your mom heart smile. “i want my children to have all the things i couldn’t afford. then i want to move in with them.”. – phyllis diller. “waking your kids up for school the first day after a break is almost as much fun as birthing them was.”. – jenny mccarthy. 12. "setting a good example for your children takes all the fun out of middle age." — william feather. purewow. 13. “honey, i’m your mother. it’s my job to strong arm people into seeing how amazing you are.”. — beverly goldberg from the goldbergs. twenty20 purewow.
Funny Mom Quotes That Will Have You Cry Laughing Reader S Digest 31 super funny mom quotes to make your mom heart smile. “i want my children to have all the things i couldn’t afford. then i want to move in with them.”. – phyllis diller. “waking your kids up for school the first day after a break is almost as much fun as birthing them was.”. – jenny mccarthy. 12. "setting a good example for your children takes all the fun out of middle age." — william feather. purewow. 13. “honey, i’m your mother. it’s my job to strong arm people into seeing how amazing you are.”. — beverly goldberg from the goldbergs. twenty20 purewow.
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